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“Do you know how many calories are in that?”
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
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My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
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People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart
(Source: vonlipwigs, via templemahn)
romantic playlist for that special someone
- Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
- Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
- Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
- a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe
- Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
(via templemahn)
